ARE THERE MORE SUNBEAMS... on a bright Sunday afternoon or more spangles, sequins, and glitter points on every Elvis-inspired jumpsuit ever sewn? That's a toughie, no doubt, because it depends upon ...

I'M not sure if it's the return of Strictly Come Dancing to our TV screens or the impending promise of glitzy Christmas parties, but it's that time of year when everyone seems to want one thing.